John Obvious

A quick and abrasive “DUH!” fires out over the PA before the opening chords to the Bad Company classic “Feel Like Makin’ Love” play through the arena along with an obnoxious and ill fitting amount of pyro for the tone of the theme.

“Baby, when I think about you
I think about love
Darlin', don't live without you
And your love”

Stepping out underneath a tron with his chosen surname displayed in Vegas inspired neon, John Obvious reaches center stage, smiling ear to ear with hands out to either side to signal showtime.

“If I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterday (yesterday)
I would wrap you in the heaven
'Til I'm dyin' (dyin', dyin')
On the way”

With the bridge underway, John moseys on down the ramp with a pointer finger out for a waiting mouth or not so waiting sniffer, depending on the gender of the fan he’s interacting with. He’s quick to roll into the ring and take to the turnbuckle just in time for the chorus.

“Feel like makin'
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love to you”

He shoots multiple poses and bicep flexes with the emphasis of each line before hoping down and taking to his corner, spouting bullshit as he leans back.

Feel Like Makin' Love by Bad Company

Russian legsweep

Spinning backfist

Float over neckbreaker

Stalling vertical suplex

DDT

Leg Up (Springboard leg lariat)

Evident Elbow (Bionic elbow)

Call the Chiro (Scoop slam with added theatrics like squats, spinning in a circle, etc. Emphasis on the jackassery)

Pump Fake (John will tease the superkick to try to get his opponent to flinch/react, stop when they do, spit in their face/some other bs heel thing, and then actually superkick them)

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Brainbuster

Dragon sleeper

Duhbuster!

Brainbuster

Fogerty in '69 (Traditional w/ a modern twist)

John is hard hitting, egotistical, and may try to "play with his food" when in the driver's seat (for better or worse, prone to backfiring)

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